Top Ten Sarcastic Things That Make Haverford Freaking Awesome
10. The 800s apartments and how conveniently located they are
09. The uncanny knack of everything (bookstore, academic buildings, other important stuff) closing half an hour before you get there
08. How busses are always on time
07. The water in the drinking fountains is yummy!
06. How the school isn't perpetually under construction
05. Multiculturalism, woo!
04. The abundance of washers and dryers, as well as the availability of quarters
03. How all the security phones always work (safety first!)
02. Oh, the food
01. How the fire alarm never goes off multiple times on the coldest nights of the year
