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Name: | Abby |
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| Class: | 2010 |
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| Bio: | With a name like Abby Wacker, Abby has never known the joys of a nickname. Her name just doesn’t lend itself to that sort of thing. Abby has not let this handicap stand in her way, and has gone through all her life nicknameless, but happy. Goddamn you, she is happy. |
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Name: | Carrie |
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| Class: | 2010 |
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| Bio: | Carrie is too awesome to have a bio. Also, she is abroad. |
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Name: | Rachel |
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| Class: | 2011 |
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| Hometown: | Manhattan, NY |
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| Major: | Math/Psych |
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| Bio: | Rachel towers above the other Blues with her fists of fury and voice of steel. She can do a backflip but only if you feed her a flapjack beforehand. Interested in getting to know Rachel better? TOO BAD. She already has enough friends. |
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Name: | Susan |
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| Class: | 2011 |
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| Hometown: | Rochester, NY |
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| Major: | Biology |
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| Bio: | If we told you how kind-hearted and full of love Susan really was, you'd probably faint of heat exhaustion from the heat of her warm, warm heart. Susan does biology apparently but only as a front for her activities as a druid healer. Her laugh brings species back from extinction. |
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Name: | Heather |
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| Class: | 2011 |
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| Major: | Psychology |
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| Bio: | Heather holds a graduate degree in instrument playing, she plays like a million. But in Blues she only plays the voice, and she plays it low and sultry. We call her Heather the Unstoppable. |
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Name: | Maya |
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| Class: | 2011 |
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| Major: | Music |
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| Bio: | Maya carries a waffle-maker and stapler wherever she goes, in case some one needs a waffle stapled to them. So watch out. Also she likes sprinkling sparkling jewel notes all over our songs, rendering them highly enjoyable to the human ear and repulsive to certain species of mole. |
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Name: | Jen |
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| Class: | 2011 |
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| Hometown: | Somewhere, CO |
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| Major: | Astrophysics |
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| Bio: | Jen got into Blues by impressing us with her peanut-crackin' skills. She cracks a mean nut. But also she sings a mean song, and by mean we mean not mean, if you know what we mean. Jen found the Astrophysics Excitement Train a few years back and has been ridin' ever since. Luckily we convince her to get off every once in awhile and harmonize with us. |
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Name: | Gina |
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| Class: | 2011 |
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| Bio: | Gina lives in a treehouse and it is WAY nicer than your house. Her favorite part about Blues is hanging out underground for rehearsals; it makes her feel like a spy. |
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Name: | Vanessa |
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| Class: | 2012 |
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| Bio: | Vanessa stole our hearts away with a heady cocktail of sarcasm, wit, good looks, and ibuprofen. We woke up with hangovers after meeting her for the first time. But it all worked out, and now we're addicted to the sweet sound of her voice. |
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Name: | Kelsey |
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| Class: | 2012 |
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| Bio: | Kelsey is Rapunzel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop lying to us Kelsey, we can handle the truth. |
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Name: | Allison |
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| Class: | 2012 |
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| Hometown: | Doylestown, PA |
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| Major: | Linguistics? |
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| Bio: | Allison never meant to make your daughter cry, she apologized a million times. She really is sorry, Ms. Jackson, and she promises that she is for real. Don't get confused when you see her sister, though! They are not the same despite having the same DNA. |
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Name: | Christine |
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| Class: | 2012 |
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| Hometown: | Doylestown, PA |
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| Major: | Very, very undecided |
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| Bio: | Well, Christine happens to be the same as Allison besides being a completely different person. She likes walruses. |
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Name: | Sarah |
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| Class: | 2012 |
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| Hometown: | MN |
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| Major: | Linguistics? |
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| Bio: | Sarah Brown is the best girl is town, she'll make you fall down when she comes aroun'. Ha ha! Rhyming is fun. |
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